My special little quiz! Of course it's special, it rides the little bus!
Name: Chris Wolf
Sex: Male
Height: 6'1"
Hair Colour: brown w/blond highlights
Eye Colour: blue
Eye Colour of Choice: I had a choice? ok, I always liked green, can I change mine now?
Writing Hand: right
Skin Colour: sadly there's no setting between white as hell and sunburned
[BODY ILLS AND SKILLS]
Do you bite your nails? I still have nails?!?
Are you double jointed? whoa, that arm's not supposed to go that way...
Can you roll your tongue? watch and be amazed!
Can you blow smoke rings? not sure
Can you blow spit bubbles? yuppers!
Can you cross your eyes? whoa, everything's double!
[CLOTHES]
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet: walker carries no more than $100
What jewelry do you wear: um, do the earrings show? lol
Favorite Piece of Clothing: my overshirts
Pajamas: t-shirt and undies
[FOOD]
Do you wind your spaghetti or cut it? i slurp my tasty noodles!
Have you ever eaten Spam? how do you eat online viagra ads?
How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day
How often do you shower/bathe? about once a day
How long does your shower/bath last? 20 mins
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? have you been paying attention?
What colors has your hair been? Green and blond
If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink from it? if i was thirsty
[MANNERS]
Do you swear? Shit yeah, muthafucka!
Do you ever spit? nopers!
[WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...]
Actor/Actress: Al Pacino/ Audry Hepburn
Food: Sushi, bay-bee!
Month: June (and we all know why!)
Day: 22nd
Cartoon: Simpsons, Family Guy and Futurama along with numerous anime series
Shoe Brand: Bruno Magli
Color: Green, Red, Blue, Yellow
Person to talk to online: Vicky or Grace
Sport: professional slacking
Movie: General, Goodfallas
Magazine: Maxim
Vacationing Spot: Tamarindo, Costa Rica
Perfume or Cologne: you make me feel like a natural... man!
TV Station: MTV, VH1, Comedy Central
[IN AND AROUND]
The CD Player: my laptop
Person you talk most on the phone with: my drug deal... uh, my brother, and NO ONE ELSE!
Ever taken a cab? sure have
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? not always
Name one thing you are obsessed with: my secret project for monterey
Ever sunbathed nude? oh God, how did you find out?!?
Window seat or aisle? window so i can stick my head out the window!
[LA LA LAND]
What's your sleeping position? sprawled all over
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? no, i like to feel the breeze
Do you snore? No
Do you sleepwalk? nope
Do you talk in your sleep? nuh uh
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? I'm my own animal!! rowr!
Seven things in your room: 1) TV 2) Bed 3) Chair 4) Boombox 5) Lava lamp 6) Books 7) Me!
Top seven things you say most: 1)Nandeyanen?!? 2)YES YOU DID!! YES... YOU... DID!!! 3)wanna backrub? (i give good ones, btw) 4) roll another blunt, cuz 5) She bit once, right here, y' see this? 6) I'm not gay, I just feel comfortable on both sides of the fence 7)Bow before me, loyal subjects!
Do You: Smoke?: here and there
Do drugs?: duuuuuuuuuuuude... i'm flyin', man!
Read the newspaper?: yeah
Pray?: when i can't find the remote
Have a Job: not right now
Attend Church: hail Satan!
[Have you ever...]
Been in love?: aw yeah
Gone skinny dipping?: cold, cold!
Had a medical emergency?: Yeah
Had surgery?: the doctors will always have my tonsils to remember me by
Swam in the dark? Yeah
Been to a Bonfire?: FIRE!!!! Come, have my fire! (From Cast Away)
Got Drunk?: Fsho
Ran away from home?: few times
Played strip poker?: yup, lost too! (the girls had lottsa fun, though...)
Gotten beaten up?: you should see the other guy...
Been on stage?: i did shakespeare!
Slept outdoors?: slept on a construction project, does that count?
Pulled an all nighter?: 2 in a row!
Been on radio/tv?: hi mom!
Been in a mosh-pit?: ROOOOOOCK ON!
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: oh honey, yes!
Describe your first kiss?: mmm, yummy!
Wallet?: velcro cloth, falling apart
Coffee?: lotsa cream, lottsa sugar
[In the last 24 Hours have you...]
Cried: these eyes are still dry
Bought something: no, cuz i'm a poor lil bastard!
Gotten sick: nope, i was sick 25 hours ago!
Sang: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA (too bad i can't put music notes in this thing)
Been kissed: no :'(
Felt stupid: yup and it felt good ;)
Talked to an ex: not for a while
Talked to someone you have a crush on:
Missed someone: yup, but they're not too far
Hugged someone: you can do that over the phone, right?
Had sex: I need to recharge my batteries!
Been told "I love you."?: not really
Been told you're beautiful: been told I'm ugly, crazy and weird (took them all as compliments), but no beauty-tellings... yet
Masturbated: I've got a joke for this question involving Maya Angelou, but... it's so wrong even for me, so I'll let this one go.
Sex: Male
Height: 6'1"
Hair Colour: brown w/blond highlights
Eye Colour: blue
Eye Colour of Choice: I had a choice? ok, I always liked green, can I change mine now?
Writing Hand: right
Skin Colour: sadly there's no setting between white as hell and sunburned
[BODY ILLS AND SKILLS]
Do you bite your nails? I still have nails?!?
Are you double jointed? whoa, that arm's not supposed to go that way...
Can you roll your tongue? watch and be amazed!
Can you blow smoke rings? not sure
Can you blow spit bubbles? yuppers!
Can you cross your eyes? whoa, everything's double!
[CLOTHES]
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet: walker carries no more than $100
What jewelry do you wear: um, do the earrings show? lol
Favorite Piece of Clothing: my overshirts
Pajamas: t-shirt and undies
[FOOD]
Do you wind your spaghetti or cut it? i slurp my tasty noodles!
Have you ever eaten Spam? how do you eat online viagra ads?
How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day
How often do you shower/bathe? about once a day
How long does your shower/bath last? 20 mins
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? have you been paying attention?
What colors has your hair been? Green and blond
If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink from it? if i was thirsty
[MANNERS]
Do you swear? Shit yeah, muthafucka!
Do you ever spit? nopers!
[WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...]
Actor/Actress: Al Pacino/ Audry Hepburn
Food: Sushi, bay-bee!
Month: June (and we all know why!)
Day: 22nd
Cartoon: Simpsons, Family Guy and Futurama along with numerous anime series
Shoe Brand: Bruno Magli
Color: Green, Red, Blue, Yellow
Person to talk to online: Vicky or Grace
Sport: professional slacking
Movie: General, Goodfallas
Magazine: Maxim
Vacationing Spot: Tamarindo, Costa Rica
Perfume or Cologne: you make me feel like a natural... man!
TV Station: MTV, VH1, Comedy Central
[IN AND AROUND]
The CD Player: my laptop
Person you talk most on the phone with: my drug deal... uh, my brother, and NO ONE ELSE!
Ever taken a cab? sure have
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? not always
Name one thing you are obsessed with: my secret project for monterey
Ever sunbathed nude? oh God, how did you find out?!?
Window seat or aisle? window so i can stick my head out the window!
[LA LA LAND]
What's your sleeping position? sprawled all over
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? no, i like to feel the breeze
Do you snore? No
Do you sleepwalk? nope
Do you talk in your sleep? nuh uh
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? I'm my own animal!! rowr!
Seven things in your room: 1) TV 2) Bed 3) Chair 4) Boombox 5) Lava lamp 6) Books 7) Me!
Top seven things you say most: 1)Nandeyanen?!? 2)YES YOU DID!! YES... YOU... DID!!! 3)wanna backrub? (i give good ones, btw) 4) roll another blunt, cuz 5) She bit once, right here, y' see this? 6) I'm not gay, I just feel comfortable on both sides of the fence 7)Bow before me, loyal subjects!
Do You: Smoke?: here and there
Do drugs?: duuuuuuuuuuuude... i'm flyin', man!
Read the newspaper?: yeah
Pray?: when i can't find the remote
Have a Job: not right now
Attend Church: hail Satan!
[Have you ever...]
Been in love?: aw yeah
Gone skinny dipping?: cold, cold!
Had a medical emergency?: Yeah
Had surgery?: the doctors will always have my tonsils to remember me by
Swam in the dark? Yeah
Been to a Bonfire?: FIRE!!!! Come, have my fire! (From Cast Away)
Got Drunk?: Fsho
Ran away from home?: few times
Played strip poker?: yup, lost too! (the girls had lottsa fun, though...)
Gotten beaten up?: you should see the other guy...
Been on stage?: i did shakespeare!
Slept outdoors?: slept on a construction project, does that count?
Pulled an all nighter?: 2 in a row!
Been on radio/tv?: hi mom!
Been in a mosh-pit?: ROOOOOOCK ON!
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: oh honey, yes!
Describe your first kiss?: mmm, yummy!
Wallet?: velcro cloth, falling apart
Coffee?: lotsa cream, lottsa sugar
[In the last 24 Hours have you...]
Cried: these eyes are still dry
Bought something: no, cuz i'm a poor lil bastard!
Gotten sick: nope, i was sick 25 hours ago!
Sang: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA (too bad i can't put music notes in this thing)
Been kissed: no :'(
Felt stupid: yup and it felt good ;)
Talked to an ex: not for a while
Talked to someone you have a crush on:
Missed someone: yup, but they're not too far
Hugged someone: you can do that over the phone, right?
Had sex: I need to recharge my batteries!
Been told "I love you."?: not really
Been told you're beautiful: been told I'm ugly, crazy and weird (took them all as compliments), but no beauty-tellings... yet
Masturbated: I've got a joke for this question involving Maya Angelou, but... it's so wrong even for me, so I'll let this one go.