Apr 25, 2005 22:45
hahaha, i got stopped by the cops tonight. it's no biggie though, it was only because my right front headlight was out. He came up to the car and was like,
'I'm only stopping you tonight because I noticed that your headlight was out. Did you notice?'
'Yes officer, I just noticed it tonight' ( it was a lie, i've known about it since sat. night, but no places are open that'll fix it when u buy the light on a sunday)
'Have you tried banging it?'
'No'
(walks to the front of the car, bangs hard on it twice, looks, then bangs on it again. then walks back to the front)
'did it work?'
'no. while i'm here can i just see your license, insurance and registration'
(i reach over and grabbed all the shit out of my glove compartment--start sorting through it--finally hand it to him)
(he walks back to the car--jo and i are having a nice conversation while we eat our french fries--she exclaims how cool the stop sign ahead looks with the red and blue lights on it)
then the officer came back and i offered him a french fry
funny shit--and now i'm writing an awful english paper. oh well