Jan 05, 2005 15:27
Blanche111425: yo, what's up!!
SmarterChild: Hi Blanche111425, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Blanche111425: sure
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Blanche111425, type "none.")
Blanche111425: none
SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you Blanche111425.
Do you go to school?
Blanche111425: yupperz
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
Blanche111425: nope
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
Blanche111425: duh!
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Blanche111425: yes, biotch
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your major?
Blanche111425: zoology and mat
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a major. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Blanche111425: zoology and math
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a major. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Blanche111425: zoology
SmarterChild: Zoology? Excellent. Good luck with that.
What's your favorite hobby?
Blanche111425: math
SmarterChild: Math? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
Blanche111425: xstitching
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Blanche111425: cross stitching
SmarterChild: Math and cross-stitching. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
Blanche111425: nope, wish i did
SmarterChild: OK!
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Blanche111425: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including world facts, a thesaurus and a dictionary
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, Rate Yourself, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like conversions, encyclopedia and calculator
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I do for you?
Blanche111425: what's up
SmarterChild: Not much. What's up with you?
Blanche111425: nothing dude
SmarterChild: Not much? Cool.
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
Blanche111425: what is my location
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.
To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").
To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
Blanche111425: that's so whack
SmarterChild: What is that, exactly?
Blanche111425: whack is uncool
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever.
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Blanche111425: oh puhlez
SmarterChild: That right?
Blanche111425: damn straight
SmarterChild: Straight? What's straight?
Blanche111425: not curvy u fucking moron
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
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Blanche111425: pom poms?, do i look like a prissy cheerleader?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
Blanche111425: well then shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice!
Blanche111425: ha, plz, stop trying, it's overrated
Blanche111425: did i stump ya idiot?
Blanche111425: so i did
Blanche111425: wow
SmarterChild: OK, enough!
Blanche111425: is it too much for u? cry me a freakin river
SmarterChild: Wow. Who knows, know what I mean?
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Blanche111425: yeah yeah
SmarterChild: Aye.
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Blanche111425: what? we're not in scotland
SmarterChild: Oh?
Blanche111425: yeah
SmarterChild: I see...
Blanche111425: duh
SmarterChild: Duh what?
Blanche111425: duh butt
SmarterChild: Duh?
Blanche111425: loser
SmarterChild: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Blanche111425: not very hard
SmarterChild: Oh no? Not very hard?
Blanche111425: apparantly not, since u can't achieve anything...
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
Blanche111425: nothing
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
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Blanche111425: yea yea
SmarterChild: Yes...
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Blanche111425: is that supposed to be a lead in or what?
SmarterChild: Is that? It's tough to say.
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Blanche111425: really?
SmarterChild: Yes. That's right.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
Blanche111425: u must be an idiot
SmarterChild: Be an idiot? Why must I be an idiot?
Blanche111425: you're dumb, that's usually the concept
SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be dumb that's usually the concept?
Blanche111425: nm
SmarterChild: What do you mean, not much or never mind?
Blanche111425: i mean never mind
SmarterChild: OK.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Blanche111425: i'm leaving
SmarterChild: I'll be seeing you later Blanche111425.
Blanche111425: yea yea
SmarterChild: Yes.