Barbie Song Lyrics ^_^
Life is so full of worries and woes,
From the length of your hair, To the smell of your toes.
There is love that is kept, And love that is lost...
And how much do I earn and how much will it cost?
When I was a kid I had dolls like every kid should...
And if I remember right my dolls had it good.
In real life we're not sure of anything, or are we?
Wouldn't it be much better to be a Barbie!?
That bitch has everything, that much I know.
She lives all over the world but has no place to go
She has a permanent all over tan
She has a car and a house and a campervan.
She has a million gowns, from which to choose,
She can always matcher her handbag with her shoes
If she's lonely on Saturday nights, then she'll just give ken a call
Be a Barbie, cause Barbie's got it all.
Her hair shines all the time, a golden bronze
Her house has everything, all mod cons.
She has a million clothes, everything fit
She can eat chocolate all day and not get zits.
She would look glamorous at work and play
She does swimming and music and sometimes ballet
If her friends forget to ring her than she won't stay home and bawl
Be a Barbie cause Barbie's got it all.
Oh How I hate her
Always standing on tippy toes
Always proud of her ski jump nose
Oh How I hate her
Everyone has their eyes on her sports car so fantastic
She has hair like golden nylon..
And skin as smooth as plastic.
And for some country air, she as a horse
And she's never fallen off it of course
She never sheds a tear when her boyfriends gone
And if you rub her face her make up stays on
She would look beautiful.. EVEN IN HELL!
I bet she slept with some designer at Mattel
She sleeps around all day.. in the nude
And she can crash Cindy's car without being sued.
She has a mister right - who never speaks
And she won't get moody every four weeks.
She has those perfect legs and perfect tits
She can do this and do this and the same time do the splits!
She can have anything she wants and gets anything she can
It would be justice if Ken would run off with action man!
She so gorgeous and glamorous and gleaming and talented and truthful and tall,
So be a Barbie, Be a Barbie, BE A BARBIE! Coz Barbie's got it all!
-
See isn't it awesome? ^_^
at this line "It would be justice if Ken would run off with action man!" Toby and Josh (two of these guys) walk to the front of the stage and pretend to pash... It looks really really REALLY real. The whole item is so awesome :) And I have the coolest costume, It's a black and white horizontal striped off the shoulder shirt, a white beret, giant white hoop earrings, black jeans and black lipstick. I look like a French Goth. lol
From the length of your hair, To the smell of your toes.
There is love that is kept, And love that is lost...
And how much do I earn and how much will it cost?
When I was a kid I had dolls like every kid should...
And if I remember right my dolls had it good.
In real life we're not sure of anything, or are we?
Wouldn't it be much better to be a Barbie!?
That bitch has everything, that much I know.
She lives all over the world but has no place to go
She has a permanent all over tan
She has a car and a house and a campervan.
She has a million gowns, from which to choose,
She can always matcher her handbag with her shoes
If she's lonely on Saturday nights, then she'll just give ken a call
Be a Barbie, cause Barbie's got it all.
Her hair shines all the time, a golden bronze
Her house has everything, all mod cons.
She has a million clothes, everything fit
She can eat chocolate all day and not get zits.
She would look glamorous at work and play
She does swimming and music and sometimes ballet
If her friends forget to ring her than she won't stay home and bawl
Be a Barbie cause Barbie's got it all.
Oh How I hate her
Always standing on tippy toes
Always proud of her ski jump nose
Oh How I hate her
Everyone has their eyes on her sports car so fantastic
She has hair like golden nylon..
And skin as smooth as plastic.
And for some country air, she as a horse
And she's never fallen off it of course
She never sheds a tear when her boyfriends gone
And if you rub her face her make up stays on
She would look beautiful.. EVEN IN HELL!
I bet she slept with some designer at Mattel
She sleeps around all day.. in the nude
And she can crash Cindy's car without being sued.
She has a mister right - who never speaks
And she won't get moody every four weeks.
She has those perfect legs and perfect tits
She can do this and do this and the same time do the splits!
She can have anything she wants and gets anything she can
It would be justice if Ken would run off with action man!
She so gorgeous and glamorous and gleaming and talented and truthful and tall,
So be a Barbie, Be a Barbie, BE A BARBIE! Coz Barbie's got it all!
-
See isn't it awesome? ^_^
at this line "It would be justice if Ken would run off with action man!" Toby and Josh (two of these guys) walk to the front of the stage and pretend to pash... It looks really really REALLY real. The whole item is so awesome :) And I have the coolest costume, It's a black and white horizontal striped off the shoulder shirt, a white beret, giant white hoop earrings, black jeans and black lipstick. I look like a French Goth. lol