I know, xkcd just never gets old. A percussionist on my bus reads it too. Did I mention that I want to have his musical, sarcastic, xkcd loving children?
So the other 7% died because you were bored so you screwed me? Eh. I've had better.
Yes. I will have his babies damnit! AND THEY WILL BE WONDERFUL AND NERDY. either that or I'll go rape that korean guy on my bus. That would also be on the list of acceptable things to do :)
Well. You could MAKE things more interesting if you really wanted to. ;)
no. they will be wonderful damnit. raping korean guys was always acceptable. I mean really josh, get with the program. you should only be afraid depending on who's raping you. :)
It'd make things more enjoyable for the both of us :P
I'm sure they will be. I don't really want to get with the program. Partially in denial, and partially non-conforming am I. =) Well, there really aren't that many people that would rape me... And those who would, it wouldn't really be rape. ;)
Hm. Well, maybe next time. Or now. Whichever comes first. Which, obviously, is...now.
But conforming can be fun sometimes :) it's not all THAT bad. you've probably already conformed a little but to something. Oh josh, you make yourself sound so easy. You're such a manwhore. how much may I purchase you for?
Clearly it's now. But according to the rules. 60 minutes. So what do YOU want to do? ;)
Well, it's impossible not to conform a little bit to SOMETHING. But I don't plan on instantly jumping on every bandwagon that comes my way. I prefer to get run over sometimes. That's kind of the point. If that's a legitimate question... I'm sure we can come to an agreement.
I don't think I've seen that edition of the rules quite yet. It's not what I want to do, it's what you're paying me to do. I mean. ;)
Right. you don't jump the bandwagon. Which totally explains why you did this meme. I'm sure I could just pay you using my services. I mean, I'm told I'm VERY good.
According to the rules of xkcd, of course. How about I pay you in crisco, or maybe you'd prefer KY Jelly? And what you want to do would determine how enthusiastically you'd want to do it, so I really think it does matter -sixty minutes later-
*screws you*
I redid it in my head and I think I was like... 80ish% happy?
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xkcd.
You know you're a business nerd when...
This amuses you.
Orly?
Whatever happened to the other 20%?
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I don't know josh, what happened to your other 7%? WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT JOSH?
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I've read it like, 20 times now and I still laugh every time.
...How do you think I got my cut title?
*screws you*
Puhaha. ha. ha. ha...
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So the other 7% died because you were bored so you screwed me?
Eh.
I've had better.
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Sarcastic?
xkcd loving?
Children?
=O
Yeah, pretty much.
Probably.
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I will have his babies damnit!
AND THEY WILL BE WONDERFUL AND NERDY.
either that or I'll go rape that korean guy on my bus.
That would also be on the list of acceptable things to do :)
Well.
You could MAKE things more interesting if you really wanted to.
;)
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...Raping Korean boys is acceptable now?
I was not informed of this.
...Should I be afraid?
Well.
Do I really want to?
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raping korean guys was always acceptable. I mean really josh, get with the program.
you should only be afraid depending on who's raping you. :)
It'd make things more enjoyable for the both of us :P
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I don't really want to get with the program. Partially in denial, and partially non-conforming am I. =)
Well, there really aren't that many people that would rape me...
And those who would, it wouldn't really be rape.
;)
Hm. Well, maybe next time.
Or now.
Whichever comes first.
Which, obviously, is...now.
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Oh josh, you make yourself sound so easy.
You're such a manwhore. how much may I purchase you for?
Clearly it's now.
But according to the rules.
60 minutes.
So what do YOU want to do?
;)
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But I don't plan on instantly jumping on every bandwagon that comes my way. I prefer to get run over sometimes.
That's kind of the point.
If that's a legitimate question...
I'm sure we can come to an agreement.
I don't think I've seen that edition of the rules quite yet.
It's not what I want to do, it's what you're paying me to do.
I mean.
;)
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I'm sure I could just pay you using my services.
I mean, I'm told I'm VERY good.
According to the rules of xkcd, of course.
How about I pay you in crisco, or maybe you'd prefer KY Jelly? And what you want to do would determine how enthusiastically you'd want to do it, so I really think it does matter
-sixty minutes later-
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