Fic: Untitled, Twelve
Come on, come on.
Let’s get this show on the road.
Let’s set this town on fire.
Cowboy, honk the horn. That’s it.
“Hey, you wait like everybody else, pal.”
POW!
ha ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha ha ha !!!
Down down down, down we go.
Wait for it. Waiting.
I-I heard something. Like-like a crash. Like a smash.
Come on, come on. Come to poppa.
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
Come on. Show on the road, show on the road.
Lock and load, lock and load, lock and load, lock and
GO
ha ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha !!!
SMASH
CRASH
and
SPLASH!!!
All right boys. Let’s open up shop. That’s it.
Harvey Harvey Harvey Dent
You can pretend, but you can’t disguise.
Emptying the clip, emptying the clip.
I like the sound of bullets. I like it.
Look at those little sparks, Kilson. I told you I’d give you bright lights, like Christmas. Look!
Garbageman, garbageman, taking Harvey to the can.
Clear shots.
Give me another-
Hey-my favorite gun. From my first bank job. Doesn’t that bring back memories.
Reload.
Two.
Reload.
Three.
Reload.
Four.
Reload.
Five.
Reload.
Six.
Hm.
Another one.
RPG. That’s it.
Let’s get rid of that cop car. The one in front. Shake things up a little.
Another one.
BOOM!
Bye-bye, Mr. Cop. Have a nice day!
Now, he should be here by now. Where is-
Wait.
I heard something. Can’t miss the sound of that engine anywhere.
Come on. Come on. Join the fun.
Batsy-boy, you’re on the wrong side of the road. I’m over here.
Look at him go. All that power-how many horses do you think are under that hood?
And-
Maybe he’s out to kill Dent, if he doesn’t change lanes-
Interesting.
Bye-bye, garbageman!
Hm. He’s turning around. Not done yet, huh?
Well. I’m always up for a game.
RPG. Hand it over.
Driver’s trying to do evasive maneuvers in a two-lane road.
Hey! Buddy! You don’t need to shake poor Harvey around in there!
I’m not aiming for you.
A little bumpy.
That’s okay.
I’m up and ready.
Waiting, waiting, aiming aiming.
Timing, timing. It’s all in the timing.
Countdown from six.
Plenty of time.
Listen the engine whine, listen to the engine whir, listen to him fire it up
shoot
GOT HIM
ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha !!!
explosion explosion
Hear all the explosions?!!!
Fireballs!!!
Ooh-cowboy’s dead.
Excuse me, I want to drive!
Harvey Harvey Harvey Dent
Up the ramp, 71st St.
All the old predictable routes.
Up to Parkside.
Up on stage.
Aaaand-
Here come the copters. Choppity choppity chop.
Rack them up, rack them up, rack them up.
Choppity choppity choppity and watch what kind of trapeze act I conduct! With helicopters.
One flip.
Two flips.
Three flips.
Crash into the glass and can it make the dismount?
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha !!!
Beautiful
I give it a ten for landing.
Fireballs and rolled over Dent! Did you see that? Did you see that?
I like this job. I like it.
Boom
Now there’s a Batman.
He’s got another little toy.
Oooh-he wants to play.
Come on.
Come on.
You and the bat-bike.
Come on.
Me and 18 wheels.
Come on.
Aaand-what is he-
Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha !!!
He missed!
Clear shot and he-
Ow.
Clever, batsy-boy.
Great minds think alike.
Using my wire trick on my truck?
Very nice.
You hooked your little wires to the chassis. Impressive.
Now.
Let’s see if you can deliver on the next act.
Where’s my M76? Aha-
come on come on come on come on
out of the way, out of the way out
come on
come on
I want you to do it I want you to do it
come on
clear shot
come on
no accidents
come on come on
only choices
I want you to do it I want you to do it come on hit me
hit me
hit me
come on, hit me.
HIT ME
scream
HIT ME
Hit me!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!
“DAaa!”
Kilson Kilson-no no no bright lights for you! No touching!
HA HA HA HA !!!
Come on, come on
Step. Steel. Neck. Back.
HA HA HA HA !!!
“Could you please just give me a minute?”
HA HA HA HA !!!
Shoved back and wave a gun in my face.
Oh look.
HA HA HA HA !!!
Gordon.
HA HA HA HA !!!
“We got you, you son of a bitch.”
Guess I’ve got to drop the knife now.
Well gee. I surrender. Commissioner.
HA HA HA HA !!!
Harvey Harvey Harvey Dent
Two-face True-face White Knighted Screw-face
Has a date with a pretty upset girlfriend.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!