My cafeteria owns your cafeteria
Just down the hall from my cube, we have an awesome cafeteria where I work. Salads by the pound, sandwiches by the pound, hot entries cooked when you order it, homemade brownies, sugar-frosted pastries, aaarrrrrgggggg (Homer Simpson sound, if you couldn't tell). This morning I got a "make-it-yourself" fruit salad for breakfast. $1.75! Genius!