Twelve Days of Christmas...

[0813]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, 0813 sent to me...

Twelve oneteas drumming
Eleven survivors piping
Ten doranosaurus a-leaping
Nine gooeybois dancing
Eight ladyrajas eating
Seven aqualunas a-thirtysomething
Six beforethedawns a-swimming
Five fi-i-i-ishes
Four pictures
Three jokes
Two movies
...and a padi in a kristy.