Attention All:
Sarcasm put aside; the goose needs to be restored to its rightful place.
My yard. You've had your fun, you've proved you can take it while I'm on vacation.
My father has decided to go to the police and file a report if the goose is not
returned. It's a one-of-a-kind statue. It is about three and half feet tall, with a grey
tint. It is of metal material, and again, it is one-of-a-kind.
Come on. Just give it back. The joke is over. You can leave it on my doorstep, and leave.
No questions asked. You don't even have to tell me when you're leaving it. Just drop it off and leave, dont even talk to anyone. Night or day. Please, just can we have our beloved goose back by the end of the week?
On a lighter note, thanks for the pad with my name on it.
1.Your Full Name:
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2. Age:
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3. Favorite Color?
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4. Favorite Movie:
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5. Favorite Song:
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6. Favorite Band:
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7. Most Embarassing Moment:
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8. Are you a virgin?
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9. What makes you really happy?
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10. What makes you the most upset?
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11. Tell me what you think of me:
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12. Do you know me or if you
don't, do you wanna meet me?
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1. Are we friends?
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2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me?
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3. Would you kiss me?
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6. Would you ever ask me out somewhere?
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8. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
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9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
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10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
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12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
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13. Do you think I'm a good person?
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14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
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15. Do you think I'm attractive?
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16. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't?
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7. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
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18. If you could change anything about me, would you? what would it be?
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20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
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21.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?