Let me guess. Another magic spell. Perfect. No, really. I enjoyed being a mindless idiot for a week.
Barton, I see you're back. Thank you for being a gentleman, at least. I suppose I should welcome you back now that I remember you were gone. I suppose it's good to see you're still in one piece. Yuy hyperventilated again when he realized you were gone but everyone is otherwise fine.
There's something for you on your bed.; Know now I will not be disturbed at all hours by some damned tweeting!