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a meme that made me giggle for a good 15 minutes
Instructions
Go to urbandictionary.
com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
2) Your age?
3) One of your friends?
4) What should you be doing?
5) Favorite color?
6) Birthplace?
7) Month of your birthday?
8) Last person you talked to?
9) One of your nicknames?
10) Last ex?
My answers
1) Your name?
nicola
considered gorgeous by everyone, guys love nicola's, girls are jealous of them. smile alot and know how to make other people smile around them. generous and kind. natural leaders and is quick to decide on matters. their first initive is always right. people see nicola's as an exciting, rather impulsive personality. nicola's are bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything. someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. people enjoy being in their company because of the excitement that radiate. yet she is often talked about, this is only the green eyed monster.
i wish i had legs like nicola.
did you hear that about nicola?
nicola is so hot.
2) Your age?
20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
I know this dealer that sells 20's.
3) One of your friends?
Kerry
A beautiful girl who excels in multiple facets of life. She is extremely attractive and desired by all. Some may even describe her as a goddess.
She is perfect in every single way. Everyone loves her. She must be a Kerry.
4) What should you be doing?
Studying
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
5) Favorite color?
Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
6) Birthplace?
birkenhead
Truly, the arsehole of England. 99% of people lack any culture of any kind.
Wirral Metropolitan Council have yet to decide (after 100+ years) what to do with the area. Much fine architecture is surrounded by horrible red brick pregnancy advice centres (eg the Brook).
The square which is situated in no man's land (Beatties car park) should be avoided at 2am (precisely) at all costs.
There have been attempts at cleaning the area up, getting rid of the smack heads, etc. These attempts are possibly futile, unless the scally element is removed via sterilisation, bombing, etc.
The police force in Birkenhead have all but given up on reinforcing any justice in the area, and now pull over cars - you will never see a police officer on the beat - ever
All that concerns a typical Birkenhead scally, is Reebok, Budweiser, Half Price jewellers bling, a shitty Saxo with a massive exhaust, and birkenhead market.
Jade Goody is the patron saint of Birkenhead.
Screaching, cross dressing homosexual Lily Savage came from Birkenhead.
Everyone up north is so nice ... apart from that Birkenhead.
When someone from Birkenhead comes on a radio talk in (Pete Price) - expect the most ill informed, misguided opinions you will ever hear.
Birkenhead used to have a Russian-esque themed pub called "Lennons" (it was then renamed to Lenins a couple of months later) - the patrons where presumably unaware of Communist history.
7) Month of your birthday?
January
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too
8) Last person you talked to?
Sarah
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!
The translation of "Sarah" is "princess"
9) One of your nicknames?
nikki
Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.
Nikki needs no example, she is the example.
Instructions
Go to urbandictionary.
com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
2) Your age?
3) One of your friends?
4) What should you be doing?
5) Favorite color?
6) Birthplace?
7) Month of your birthday?
8) Last person you talked to?
9) One of your nicknames?
10) Last ex?
My answers
1) Your name?
nicola
considered gorgeous by everyone, guys love nicola's, girls are jealous of them. smile alot and know how to make other people smile around them. generous and kind. natural leaders and is quick to decide on matters. their first initive is always right. people see nicola's as an exciting, rather impulsive personality. nicola's are bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything. someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. people enjoy being in their company because of the excitement that radiate. yet she is often talked about, this is only the green eyed monster.
i wish i had legs like nicola.
did you hear that about nicola?
nicola is so hot.
2) Your age?
20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
I know this dealer that sells 20's.
3) One of your friends?
Kerry
A beautiful girl who excels in multiple facets of life. She is extremely attractive and desired by all. Some may even describe her as a goddess.
She is perfect in every single way. Everyone loves her. She must be a Kerry.
4) What should you be doing?
Studying
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
5) Favorite color?
Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:
~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
6) Birthplace?
birkenhead
Truly, the arsehole of England. 99% of people lack any culture of any kind.
Wirral Metropolitan Council have yet to decide (after 100+ years) what to do with the area. Much fine architecture is surrounded by horrible red brick pregnancy advice centres (eg the Brook).
The square which is situated in no man's land (Beatties car park) should be avoided at 2am (precisely) at all costs.
There have been attempts at cleaning the area up, getting rid of the smack heads, etc. These attempts are possibly futile, unless the scally element is removed via sterilisation, bombing, etc.
The police force in Birkenhead have all but given up on reinforcing any justice in the area, and now pull over cars - you will never see a police officer on the beat - ever
All that concerns a typical Birkenhead scally, is Reebok, Budweiser, Half Price jewellers bling, a shitty Saxo with a massive exhaust, and birkenhead market.
Jade Goody is the patron saint of Birkenhead.
Screaching, cross dressing homosexual Lily Savage came from Birkenhead.
Everyone up north is so nice ... apart from that Birkenhead.
When someone from Birkenhead comes on a radio talk in (Pete Price) - expect the most ill informed, misguided opinions you will ever hear.
Birkenhead used to have a Russian-esque themed pub called "Lennons" (it was then renamed to Lenins a couple of months later) - the patrons where presumably unaware of Communist history.
7) Month of your birthday?
January
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too
8) Last person you talked to?
Sarah
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!
The translation of "Sarah" is "princess"
9) One of your nicknames?
nikki
Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.
Nikki needs no example, she is the example.