READERS BEWARE: looong ass, exciting story.
ok so, last night: Where do I even begin to tell our story?
Well kids, our tale begins when we impatiently wait to cross the border to get to our first destination: Rush night club. We start the night off young. In a matter of minutes our (Mertz, Chjana, and myself), our table is compiled with empty glasses that were once happily filled to the top with vodka sours & rum n cokes and thats not including the jello shots we did and the cute little test-tube drinks which I believe were called "pussy shots", well I must say that was some good "pussy" I got the other night..anywho. After a little loosening up we hit the dance floor and up on the stage type thingy we went. Here is where my first adventure begins: the girls are all busting out their moves so I decide to give it my all too, little did I know my dance moves werent gonna be the only thing that decides to bust. I dropped down, got my eagle on and RRRRIP. "See ya" to my favorite pair of black pants, see ya right down the middle of my ass crack to my crotch.Thanx to Mertz for laughing it through with me..lol. Good thing for the black lights in the club, eh? They helped in showing my cute white polka-dot underwear. But hey, whatever. I didnt care, I actually found it more humorous than embarassing. After that incident we went to destination #2: Dantes.
Being at the perfect drunkeness state that we were at, we headed straight to the dance floor. Mertz ended up meeting a couple of oober cute guys. White hat kid and Mike. Pimpin it with both, things took a wrong turn with white hat boy. Ya would of thought he was a super nice guy cause he helped out some kid that somehow fell on the dance floor, HARD.In fact he hit it so hard he knocked out his tooth, blood everywhere..messy situation. Needless to say, he carried him to the bathroom and made sure the kid was ok. After feeding Mertz with many compliments it was noticed that he was pimpin it with another girl WHILE he was dancing with Mertz that was asshole move #1. After Mertz told him off, Asshole move #2 took part: STALKER. Not cool! But things ended up ok after her "big brother" Ryan <-- (awesome guy btw) stepped in. My second adventure: Im chillen there leaning against a pillar to let my body rest from all the dancing when this guy stands next to me and asks me why Im not dancing, and he was makin fun of me cause I was standing with my arms crossed. We talk..blah, blah, blah...and I meet his group. Paul is his name and his friends "big brother/boyfriend" Ryan, and pink shirt Brendan. Oh and Chjana..she was faithful with only 2 guys that night. Proud of her! One guy that she was with, their dancing cracked me up!! lol. Its like they were having sex right there on the dance floor!! Everytime I looked at them I laughed till I couldnt anymore. Then she did the dance contest up on stage, unfortunetly did not win but gave it her all, good job anyway! So yea, then I found out the heartbreaking news: Paul was to be married!!His buddies disagreed with the decision of him getting married, they all knew he was not ready for it and didnt want it. Being the kind of person that I am, I was not about to be a homewrecker. Which sucked because he had alot of cool qualities: loved techno, was in the army, cute, nice, gentleman. Before we knew it, it was 4:30ish and we were all aching to grab a bite to eat...Destination #3: Burger King.
LOL. This part was the cherry on top of my sundae! We got some food, sat down and I had to use the bathroom so I got up and went. I noticed there was a cop. So when I walked by him I tried to act as sober as I could be. Shit, he stared me down..uh oh. I am walking back when he signals me to come there and have a word with him. Im thinkin, "F*ck..." ok, its cool, it'll be ok..calm down. He says " 'scuse me, not that I was staring at your ass but, you have a hole in your pants". Whew! Thats it, all he tells me is that I have a hole in my ass. But wait, he wasnt done. He tells me I have a nice butt. LOL.So after laughing it off with the cop, I yell out throught Burger King that I indeed do have a hole in my pants just to clarify for anyone that didnt know..lol because apparently people didnt think I knew about it seeing as how almost everybody in the club and on the street were telling me that. Well anyway we begin eating and a group of black people come in and start a ruckus. The cop threatens them and gets rough. Then he winks at me. He comes and visits our table and talks with us. I told him to come and arrest me and throw me in the back of the cop car or on a bed..lol. Then he confessed that he had a thing for redheads, asking if the drapes match the carpet. lol. Geez.. funny ass cop, I told him I better see him next time I come to Canada! By far he was thee coooolest cop EVER! So funny! Destination #4: Days Inn.
Our night ends at the Days Inn. We come in just to get some aspirin for Chjana and get conned in to staying the night. Whatever, Im not complaining * free hotel room for us*. So we gather around watching "Night at the Roxbury" and makin fun of my hole. Our plan was to get the aspirin, leave, cross the border and go home. Did it work out that way..NOPE! One by one everybody started to pass out..I couldnt sleep so me n Ryan went on a walk. We come back to find Mertz randomly sittin on the floor finishing up the movie in Brendans shirt. Funny sight . Apparently people were snoring loudly, farting, and couldnt hold their liquer and dropped bombs in the toilet, it was fierce.Destination #5: Home.
So to end our story ..we say our goodbyes, Ryan walks us to our car, we exchange numbers and promise to keep in touch. We have a Cedar point trip that we have to take with our new Cinncinatti, Ohio friends! These guys were the most awesomest group of friends I have ever met at the club...That night was definatly a night to remember, thanks to Mertz and Chjana for coming out! [> E 4 ( E and l< i $ $ 3 $...