WELL-O-WELL.
ok, so. I am a bum. I bum money off of people. I hate that feeling because I feel like a bum, and thats not fun. The feeling of knowing you have to pay them back even though they say " its ok, dont worry about it". but i will worry about it. but at least i got to class today, so thank you. and also, this THURSDAY MARCH 24TH, for all of you who would like to go to Tonic in celebration of Mertz being back for the week, all are welcome. This is limited time only folks!! I would like to see y'all there anyway!! So pleeeeze be there! There are so many of you I dont get to see anymore. ::tear:: ok, now that the tears have been shed, lets get down to business. <--- not really but i just wanted to say that, I thought it makes me sound all "mafia" and stuff. In my english class we are writing a paper and basically every week we add more and more to it. Eventually it becomes our final. We just started the intro last week but we had to do all this inside work and stuff like research and defining words. That came across interesting to me. We get to define words in our own way and such..after looked up the real thang. Im interested in your guys' reaction......
Q.O.T.D. ( Question/Quote of the Day)-
Whats your defintion of LOVE? Mmmm..how sweet..?!
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Also, just for laughs..I have a joke for you. Enjoi!
little jonny
one day, little jonny asked his mom what sex was."Tonight, go into your sister's room, hide behind the curtain, and watch what she and her boyfriend do.
the following morning, jonny's mom asked what happened.
little jonny explained "well at first, they were just kinda talking and laughing.but after a while they started kissing and hugging, sister got a fever, cuz she said she was feeling hot. So sister's boyfriend put his hand under her shirt to find her heart, just like the doctor would. except he's not so smart because both of them got sick and they started panting and getting all out of breath. his other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh, and squirm around and slide to the end of her bed. then i finally found out what was making them sick- a big eel had gotten inside her boyfriend's pants somehow. it just jumped out of his pants and stodd there, about 10 inches long! anyways he grapped it in one hand to keep it from getting away. when sis saw it, she got really scared- her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling to God and stuff like that. she said it was the biggest one she had ever seen; i should tell her about the ones by the lake. anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. all fo the sudden she grabbed it with both hands and tried to keep it from biting again. sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it, and the boyfriend helped by lying on top of the eel. the eel put on a heck of a fight. sis started moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them. After a while, they both stopped moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough they had killed the eel! i knew because it just hung there and also because some of its insides were dripping out. sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to the bed anyway! he started hugging and kissing her again! by golly, the eel wasn't dead!It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats-they have nine lives or something like that. this time, sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. after a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. i knew it was dead because i saw sis boyfriend peel it's skin off and flush it down the toilet!"
little jonny's mom fainted