Wherever you live is your temple, if you treat it like one. -Buddha

[01flux]

I've been dying my hair for nearly 10 years; you'ld think I'd have it down by now.

But no, it looks like a squid walked in and jacked off in my bathroom.

Comments

[anonymous]

YOU yourself look like a squid, not to mention your nappy-azz hair;P

[01flux]

Is that an insult or not? Its hard to tell.

See, a much better insult would have been "Your mom looks like a squid", a traditionally amusing insult. Or "your face looks like a squid" or even simply "your face!" or "your fat face!"

But an unweildy sentance with 2 unrelated fragments shouted at a random stranger just makes them go, "What is wrong with you?" instead of being emotionally scarred by your verbal assault.

Remember kids, when it comes to emotional abuse, grammar counts!

[anonymous]

"unweildy" So does spelling;)

[endoftheearth]

"-ass," you ass.

[01flux]

And your retorts are both original, creative, and well thought out! Huzzah!