May 12, 2015 10:38
“If it ain't boeing I ain't going”, wrote Drue when showing a photo from the Boeing Museum in Seattle (on the instagram).
I replied: If it ain't Airbus, it's not worth flying for us.
And so it started :) :
D: If it ain't AN, I wouldn't have gone.
M: If it aint a TU, I don't know what to do.
D: If it ain't a YAK, I wouldn't do jack.
M: If it ain't an Embraer, my flights are very rare
D: Unless it's an ATR, other choices are bizzarre
M: If it ain't a Gulfstream, your flights are not extreme
D: If it ain't a Sukhoi Superjet, you ain't seem nothing yet.
M: If there's no Cessna, there's no flying to Fresno
M: East or West, CRJ is the best
D: When you're flying Bombardier, you don't need no landing gear
M: f you are flying Learjet, you, sure know, you are all set!
D: When McDonnell Douglas makes your plane, you can go as far as Spain
M: If you're aiming for the sky, then Twin Otter is your guy!
D: pal twin otter really? : ) I think we should stick to the manufacturers
M: Okay :)
M: If you want to fly like big boys, than Ilyushin is your choice!
D: Failed to fly a Lavochkin? You've committed a deadly sin
D: Engines roar, windows twitch - Mikoyan-Gurevich
M: The choice to be proud for, is to go and fly Dassault!
D: if you've flown Kamov Kas, you have seen a lot of class.
M: You will never want to switch off, if it is a Polikarpov!
D: You can catch a traveler's virus, if you're flying lots with Cirrus
M: You can wear a distinctive garb, as long as you flying a SAAB.
M: After flying on a FOKKER, you’d do well to try and lock her!
© Andrey Zorine and M.Yukhnovskiy
I expect that the list may yet increase, although it is getting harder to remember more airplane manufacturers..
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