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Shit, man. I'm watching '101 Reasons the 90s Ruled' on E! and my brain is melting. But I can't stop! Pop culture trivia! Pop culture trivia for my braaaain. No one really says E! the way it's meant to be said in real life. Take into account the exclamation mark, y'know? Outside my ex-high school, they're building this shopping center called Market! Market! and whenever we drive by we'd bug out our eyes and project our voice and sometimes we'd do starbursts with our hands and we'd chirp, "Market! Market!" The way we should be saying E! is, "Eeeeeeeeee!"
I think the countdown's now somewhere in the 40s.
There are people like Hillary Duff and Lil Bow Wow talking. What the hell. They were like in diapers when MC Hammer and 'Saved by the Bell' were around. Get out of here. YOU MISSED THE NINETIES, BITCHES. I KNOW BECAUSE I MISSED IT TOO.
Well, I did.
Wah.
I think I would have done well in 1995. What the hell was I doing in 1995? Fourth grade? I was starting up three-person spy clubs with Molly and Constanza, and when that didn't work out, we were Power Rangers. Sort of. We sat around and assigned what color ranger had what zord. Magenta Ranger has a kitten zord. Puce Ranger was, I don't know, elf or something. Constanza tried to turn us on to the X-Men cartoon, but that didn't work out so well. I was a Rogue fan, though, and consequently, a Gambit fan. The Rogue/Gambit thing had me all a-squee because, I don't know. I thought it was sweet. The Pink Ranger/Green Ranger (Kimberly/Tommy?) did nothing for me.
I've been away visiting family so I haven't checked my friendspage since last Sunday and probably won't check it until Monday when I get back to my DSL. Anyway. Family. I was at the house of my father's uncle (would that be 'grand-uncle?') and he had this snack that was like, caramel-covered popcorn except that the caramel was green, because it wasn't caramel. It was pandan! It was pandan popcorn and it was good, and '101 Reasons the 90s Ruled' is like pandan popcorn. Except not. Except yeah, because I said so and I'm too lazy to make a better metaphor.
Wow. Hanson. I liked Hanson, y'know. I thought their first album was the shit. I think I still do like them. I don't know. I'll have to Kazaa it out before verifying that statement.
4 Things That Have Nothing To Do With Anything
1. Ed Harris is sexy. Aaaaaand, um, Franka Potente, too. 'Cos HBO is showing The Bourne Identity and it just reminded me.
2. I really treat my family like shit sometimes.
3. Today I saw the April 29 2004 issue of Rolling Stone with Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman on the cover and there was no money on me. PAIN.
4. I love love love Savage Garden, except when I don't.
pogrebin! I sent... The Package. BWAHAH. MWAHAH. KABWAHAHAHAHAH.
I think the countdown's now somewhere in the 40s.
There are people like Hillary Duff and Lil Bow Wow talking. What the hell. They were like in diapers when MC Hammer and 'Saved by the Bell' were around. Get out of here. YOU MISSED THE NINETIES, BITCHES. I KNOW BECAUSE I MISSED IT TOO.
Well, I did.
Wah.
I think I would have done well in 1995. What the hell was I doing in 1995? Fourth grade? I was starting up three-person spy clubs with Molly and Constanza, and when that didn't work out, we were Power Rangers. Sort of. We sat around and assigned what color ranger had what zord. Magenta Ranger has a kitten zord. Puce Ranger was, I don't know, elf or something. Constanza tried to turn us on to the X-Men cartoon, but that didn't work out so well. I was a Rogue fan, though, and consequently, a Gambit fan. The Rogue/Gambit thing had me all a-squee because, I don't know. I thought it was sweet. The Pink Ranger/Green Ranger (Kimberly/Tommy?) did nothing for me.
I've been away visiting family so I haven't checked my friendspage since last Sunday and probably won't check it until Monday when I get back to my DSL. Anyway. Family. I was at the house of my father's uncle (would that be 'grand-uncle?') and he had this snack that was like, caramel-covered popcorn except that the caramel was green, because it wasn't caramel. It was pandan! It was pandan popcorn and it was good, and '101 Reasons the 90s Ruled' is like pandan popcorn. Except not. Except yeah, because I said so and I'm too lazy to make a better metaphor.
Wow. Hanson. I liked Hanson, y'know. I thought their first album was the shit. I think I still do like them. I don't know. I'll have to Kazaa it out before verifying that statement.
4 Things That Have Nothing To Do With Anything
1. Ed Harris is sexy. Aaaaaand, um, Franka Potente, too. 'Cos HBO is showing The Bourne Identity and it just reminded me.
2. I really treat my family like shit sometimes.
3. Today I saw the April 29 2004 issue of Rolling Stone with Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman on the cover and there was no money on me. PAIN.
4. I love love love Savage Garden, except when I don't.
pogrebin! I sent... The Package. BWAHAH. MWAHAH. KABWAHAHAHAHAH.