Billie brings world peace
Good evening (or morning or afternoon, you pick), world!
So, takethewords has been feeling sick and down lately.
THIS CAN'T BE.
She's delicious and gorgeous and talented and I want to make her feel better. But who am I to do something like that? I fail at comforting. That's why MS PIPER will do the work for me, since she brings world peace and heals sick children and everything. Just a few pics - I'd probably have used every pic of Billie EVER, but it'd have taken ages.
I present you
Billie Piper's guide to being Awesome
"Hello! I'm Billie, Billie Piper, but you can call me Goddess."
"Being an actress and a mum and a wife and stuff, is very tiring. I love working, doing the things I do, but sometimes I'm feeling like shit. Sometimes I just want to put on old clothes to be lazy at home and eats lots of ice-cream and watch Coronation Street."
"There are days when the world just... sucks. Nothing goes right. The universe is this huge ball of sad and awful. You want to curl up in a ball and say fuck it all. "
"What I'm saying is that everyone has good hair days and bad hair days. Today is an awful hair day."
"But you know what? It won't do to keep sitting in your arse moping around, even if you look gorgeous doing it. I'll get up and give things a good shake!"
"I say, maybe have some good hot sex. Y'know, a good roll in the hay. Or bed, floor, lift, or wherever else you feel like it."
"It tickles!"
"Or do some shopping. I have a lingerie addiction, and it's Belle's fault. I want to take home the one she uses on the show. You think this would look good on me?"
"I like to take walks outside too, breath fresh air, see people. I'm a city girl all the way, but the countryside can be quite releaxing. They have cute little animals you want to squish and carry them around in your pocket. Like, piglets. And poneys. But don't stay there too long, gets boring quickly."
"Of course, music. You know how they say, music is food for the soul and all. You can even get my albums. I was a popstar once, but those days are over. Today I only sing in the shower."
"SMILE :D And have Mickey pillows"
"Be silly, just like this post. I'm a dork sometimes, and I love it. Laugh, a lot! At everything. The world, the others, yourself. Don't take things too seriously. There's no point, is there?"
"Blabber with your friends and the people you love. Be sincere, don't be afraid to be yourself. If someone doesn't like it, it's their problem. Tell them to fuck off."
"Then, end the day with booze! Get sloshed.
... Haha that wasn't very good advice, was it? God, I sound like an alcoholic."
"And ... I think that's it. Nice seeing y'all."
LOL THIS ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE A SELF HELP BOOK. ASDGJKLFDS. It TOTALLY wasn't the intention. I swear I don't want to go around spitting advice or sound condescending, I apologize if I do. I wanted to post lots of Billie looking pretty and doing lots of things but, while putting the pics together, they looked a bit like 'a day in life'. SHE ~INSPIRES~ ME, OKAY. That's why the "story" is a bit a lot odd. Next time I'll try doing something with a semblance of PLOT. Or moar naked Billie.
Anyway, Kat, I hope you get better soon because you're awesome and brilliant and deserve to be happy and healthy and pains my soul when you aren't.
We all love you, sweetie! Biiiiig squishy hugs ♥
So, takethewords has been feeling sick and down lately.
THIS CAN'T BE.
She's delicious and gorgeous and talented and I want to make her feel better. But who am I to do something like that? I fail at comforting. That's why MS PIPER will do the work for me, since she brings world peace and heals sick children and everything. Just a few pics - I'd probably have used every pic of Billie EVER, but it'd have taken ages.
I present you
Billie Piper's guide to being Awesome
"Hello! I'm Billie, Billie Piper, but you can call me Goddess."
"Being an actress and a mum and a wife and stuff, is very tiring. I love working, doing the things I do, but sometimes I'm feeling like shit. Sometimes I just want to put on old clothes to be lazy at home and eats lots of ice-cream and watch Coronation Street."
"There are days when the world just... sucks. Nothing goes right. The universe is this huge ball of sad and awful. You want to curl up in a ball and say fuck it all. "
"What I'm saying is that everyone has good hair days and bad hair days. Today is an awful hair day."
"But you know what? It won't do to keep sitting in your arse moping around, even if you look gorgeous doing it. I'll get up and give things a good shake!"
"I say, maybe have some good hot sex. Y'know, a good roll in the hay. Or bed, floor, lift, or wherever else you feel like it."
"It tickles!"
"Or do some shopping. I have a lingerie addiction, and it's Belle's fault. I want to take home the one she uses on the show. You think this would look good on me?"
"I like to take walks outside too, breath fresh air, see people. I'm a city girl all the way, but the countryside can be quite releaxing. They have cute little animals you want to squish and carry them around in your pocket. Like, piglets. And poneys. But don't stay there too long, gets boring quickly."
"Of course, music. You know how they say, music is food for the soul and all. You can even get my albums. I was a popstar once, but those days are over. Today I only sing in the shower."
"SMILE :D And have Mickey pillows"
"Be silly, just like this post. I'm a dork sometimes, and I love it. Laugh, a lot! At everything. The world, the others, yourself. Don't take things too seriously. There's no point, is there?"
"Blabber with your friends and the people you love. Be sincere, don't be afraid to be yourself. If someone doesn't like it, it's their problem. Tell them to fuck off."
"Then, end the day with booze! Get sloshed.
... Haha that wasn't very good advice, was it? God, I sound like an alcoholic."
"And ... I think that's it. Nice seeing y'all."
LOL THIS ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE A SELF HELP BOOK. ASDGJKLFDS. It TOTALLY wasn't the intention. I swear I don't want to go around spitting advice or sound condescending, I apologize if I do. I wanted to post lots of Billie looking pretty and doing lots of things but, while putting the pics together, they looked a bit like 'a day in life'. SHE ~INSPIRES~ ME, OKAY. That's why the "story" is a bit a lot odd. Next time I'll try doing something with a semblance of PLOT. Or moar naked Billie.
Anyway, Kat, I hope you get better soon because you're awesome and brilliant and deserve to be happy and healthy and pains my soul when you aren't.
We all love you, sweetie! Biiiiig squishy hugs ♥