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[009_madeofmetal]

Greetings, Zenithia. I am DWN 009 Metalman, or simply Metalman for short. You'll know me when you see me, I'm sure, but in the offchance you don't, I'm the robot with the saw on his forehead. You really can't miss it

Comments

[vastlyprefermen]

...Huh. I guess I haven't gotten my teeth checked in a while.

[009_madeofmetal]

Then it's a good thing I'm here! Lucky you, first on my list. Shall I pencil you in an appointment for the near future?

[vastlyprefermen]

Uh... nope! Totally forgot, just got them checked out yesterday. Doctor... uh... Ted. Doctor Ted, great guy, knows his stuff! Guess my brain got numb too. Nope, I'm good.

[009_madeofmetal]

Really. Dr. Ted, huh? Well now, I'll have to meet with him sometime to compare notes, he sounds like quite the multi-talented man. Where can I find his office?

[vastlyprefermen]

It... uh...

Exploded.

[009_madeofmetal]

......

That's very unfortunate, I suppose I'll be replacing him then.

And what's your name? I'm sure the school has his patients' dental records on file, and I'd like to look over them so I know who here needs a check-up when.

[vastlyprefermen]

Oh shit who has good teeth um um think Kanji think

...Ivy.

[behaveyoucur]

No, I think that's MY name actually.

[vastlyprefermen]

...

[009_madeofmetal]

Not to worry, one way or another I'll figure things out and we'll get you in here ASAP.

[009_madeofmetal]

You're only doing yourself a disservice trying to avoid it, after all.

[vastlyprefermen]

...Fine.

[behaveyoucur]

*By the way Kanji, the only reason Ivy is not killing you right now is because you made her that adorable doll.*