Spring forward
I got my braces off yesterday. That's sort of a big deal, I guess. To those of you that even noticed I had braces. I finally feel like a real person again. My teeth feel slippery. Today was kind of a bad day. School sucks. My chocolate frosty from Wendy's melted too quickly. I imbibed a real small amount of alcohol that was 96%, just because I've never tried something like it before. That's almost 100%, that's crazy. It felt like lava on my insides and did shit squat but make me feel ill for an hour. Later, and sober (don't be a sickhead and try to bash me about drunk driving), I backed up into some fucked up shit in a parking lot. I don't even know what to call it really, I don't even understand why it existed. Maybe a parking divider? It's just this lump of stucco or just white bumpyass cement with a pole in it. My trunk is all jank now. OH IF LIKE A CRAB I COULD GO BACKWARDS! I went to WLA to sign up for a class and that was a big waste of time because I didn't accomplish what I needed to and nobody there knows how to inform anybody properly of anything.
But whatever, I made it. Shit's dandy. Hell yeah Spring breakitupp roll it up light it up smoke it up.