So I was bored and I thought I would go and read the manga of Yu-Gi-Oh! because I used to be totally obsessed with the fail dub, and I was all "D'awwww, nostalgia," and I was kinda hoping that the manga made more sense than the dub, because 4kids makes everything more nonsensical, right? ...And then it proceeded to makes just as little sense as I remembered. And I was like, "This is sooooooooo fucking stupid. And even Naruto makes much more sense than this shit."
...And then I got hooked on it again anyway. Thus the derp derp derp.
Also, it's really weird to read, because I keep seeing all these things that I had totally forgotten about and I'm like, "HOLY SHIZZ I REMEMBER THIS!!!1!"
Aaaaand, I'm also remembering what a moronic fan I was. Okay, so I had this horrendously Mary Sue OC (Seriously, she was really, really Sueish. I just put her through
my favorite litmus test (in which 50+ points = KILL IT WITH FIRE) and got 73 points >.> ) who was the pharaoh's daughter and had an eighth millennium item (which was a golden hair clip shaped like a butterfly, which just happened to be the exact double of a hair clip that I had irl...). And she had really long hot pink hair and purple eyes, and for some reason ran around wearing a long yellow dress and brass knuckles. Also, she had some sort of extreme powers of pwnage that I no longer remember. Oh, and I she fell in love with both Kaiba and Bakura... but mostly Kaiba. Uh... and I think she, like, sat Pegasus down and gave him a thorough talking-to. Or something equally wtf.
I was kinda a scary person back then. >.> I was so obsessed with Kaiba that I painted a rock with glitter nail polish, told myself that somehow it was his soul in rock form (???), and carried it around with me everywhere. If I had a camera, I'd take a picture of it so that everyone could see the wtf.